Pretty

// Typographical fixes
	var replaceStart = new Date().getTime();
	$('body').html($('body').html()
		.replace(/(\d)-(\d)/ig, '$1–$2') // Proper use of en-dash for ranges
		.replace(/Entree/, 'Entrée') // Make Entree use the acute e
		.replace(/(\d)(.*?)(hours?|minutes?|seconds?$)/ig, '<span class="time">$1$2$3</span>') // Wrap <span class="time"></span> around times
		.replace(/(\d+)\/(\d+)/ig, '<sup>$1<\/sup>&frasl;<sub>$2<\/sub>') // Pretty fractions
		.replace(/(\d) <sup>/ig, '$1<sup>') // Remove the space from mixed fractions
		.replace(/(minutes?)/ig, '<abbr title="$1">min.</abbr>')
		.replace(/(hours?)/ig, '<abbr title="$1">hr.</abbr>')
		.replace(/(seconds?)/ig, '<abbr title="$1">sec.</abbr>')
		.replace(/(teaspoons?)/ig, '<abbr title="$1">t.</abbr>')
		.replace(/(tablespoons?)/ig, '<abbr title="$1">T.</abbr>')
		.replace(/(fluid ounces?)/ig, '<abbr title="$1">fl. oz.</abbr>')
		.replace(/(ounces(?!">))/ig, '<abbr title="ounces">oz.</abbr>') // For some reason, the s? and the (?!">) were not playing nice...
		.replace(/(ounce(?!s">))/ig, '<abbr title="ounces">oz.</abbr>') // ...So I had to write each line separately. Oh well.
		.replace(/(cups?)/ig, '<abbr title="$1">c.</abbr>')
		.replace(/(pints?)/ig, '<abbr title="$1">pt.</abbr>')
		.replace(/(quarts?)/ig, '<abbr title="$1">qt.</abbr>')
		.replace(/(gallons?)/ig, '<abbr title="$1">gal.</abbr>')
		.replace(/(pounds)/ig, '<abbr title="$1">lbs.</abbr>')
		.replace(/(pound(?!s">))/ig, '<abbr title="$1">lb.</abbr>') // Tricky, I had to exclude title="pounds"
	);
	var replaceEnd = new Date().getTime();
	var replaceTime = replaceEnd - replaceStart;
	console.log('It took ' + replaceTime + 'ms to format everything via regular expressions.');